May 2012
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Why does every British actor have a place in...
Did I miss the memo? Let’s do it alphabetically: Bell, Cumberbatch, Fassbender, Hiddleston, Moyer. I mean I’m not complaining, it’s clever. I’d live there too. It’s way less “Hollywood” and the pressure isn’t as strong to be hip or whatever. I’m just saying great choice, boys.
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Me on my period
me: Why the fuck can't I have a penis?
me: Why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off?
me: Why the fuck is food so beautiful?
me: Why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit?
me: Why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now?
me: When the fuck is menopause?
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Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
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OMG!!! The Reichenbach Fall is on TV tonight!
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