Why does every British actor have a place in Venice Beach?
Did I miss the memo? Let’s do it alphabetically: Bell, Cumberbatch, Fassbender, Hiddleston, Moyer. I mean I’m not complaining, it’s clever. I’d live there too. It’s way less “Hollywood” and the pressure isn’t as strong to be hip or whatever. I’m just saying great choice, boys.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.