Can I lick something off his body….
I’m sorry, but that particular body part is taken…
Xabi Alonso, you are no longer allowed to do photoshoots whatsoever unless it’s nude or underwear modelling.
Lana Del Rey at Anfield
Oh God! Anfield is dirty now. I would say she brings a curse on them and they’ll lose from now on but …. yeah. What is she doing there? She doesn’t even know how to spell Liverpool. Or football. Go away!